Kittens and Gumdrops

Sassy Kittens Quote Archive

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These quotes and sayings have been listed separately due to their adult nature. Please view with caution and don't forget to have a good laugh!

SK01- Explain to me again why I need a man?

SK02- Why do I have to get married? I didn’t do anything wrong.

SK03- Who are these kids and why are they calling me MOM?

SK04- You go girl…and take those tacky shoes with you.

SK05- Opposites attract, and then they drive each other insane!

SK06- Amazingly enough, I don’t give a shit.

SK07- The first 40 years of parenthood are always the hardest.

SK08- Ran into my ex…put it in reverse & hit him again.

SK09- Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass.

SK10- Did you have a bowl of bitchy for breakfast or what?

SK11- Nothing gets me in the mood like a man doing my dishes.

SK12- Women don’t have hot flashes, they have power surges.

SK13- Being unstable and bitchy is all part of my mystique.

SK14- Be nice to your kids- they’ll choose your nursing home.

SK-15 I never met a man I couldn’t blame.

SK16- OH SHIT! I turned into my mother!

SK17- I’m still hot, just in flashes.

SK18- I married Mr. Right, I just didn’t know his first name was “Always.”

SK19- Easy there Mr. Testosterone- you can be replaced by a zucchini.

SK20- Housework is evil, it must be stopped!

SK21- I have PMS. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

SK22- Ask me about a fabulous career in bitching.

SK23- I used to care, but now I take a pill for that.

SK24- Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants.

SK25- One martini, two martini, three martini, FLOOR!

SK26- Been there, drank that.

SK27- When life gives you lemons, reach for tequila!